Cheers to Surviving Another Holiday Party Blanket | funny holiday survival, party small talk humor

$49.99

Size: 30" × 40"

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

A cozy velveteen plush blanket printed with a bold, readable holiday-survival one-liner surrounded by festive snack and drink doodles. The design uses classic holiday reds and greens with high-contrast lettering in a clean, punchy layout that reads at a glance—matching the snarky, introvert-friendly humor of the Holiday Party Survival trend. Soft, medium-heavy fabric and single-sided vibrant printing make it a comfy wrap for post-party wind-downs or quiet couch time after a long evening of small talk. Product features - Double needle topstitch on all seams - Polyester fabric (100% or 83% polyester / 17% spandex option) - Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color - Medium heavy-weight fabric (≈8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²), extra soft - Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde requirements Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product

Double needle topstitch on all seams

The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable

Polyester

This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly

Age restrictions

For adults

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from China

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.

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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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